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This week on The Shitty: Whit goes on a bad blind date with a d-bag; Roxy fights with another d-bag; Kelly has to call Whit out on her crap again; and Olivia and Erin don't get along. Did you guys know that? That they don't get along? News to me. Also, for reasons I can neither explain nor ...
Reality
Hi Gasmii--
If you've watched three minutes of anything on The CW in the last month, you know this is the MP episode featuring 90's vixen Heather Locklear reprising her camp-classic role as villainous blonde Amanda Woodward . Having never seen the original series, I can't wax nostalgic ...
Drama
Melrose Place
Previously on Heroes: Remember me? I used to do long voiceovers about destiny at the beginning of every episode. Now I just do the "Previously on Heroes" bit. Ever since I made the mistake of shaving my stubble off that one time, I've been trying to work my way out of Kring's doghouse. He told ...
Sci-Fi
Heroes
This week we learn that Lava is psycho, Just Right is boring, one of the girls smashed a homie (again) and the producers of the show always highlight the women who will be eliminated at the top of the show. Who smashed a homie you ask? I'll give you one hint: It's the celibate one.
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News/Talk
Ray Park
In a dramatic voiceover Cat tells us that thousands auditioned, hundreds (or one hundred and fifty two) moved on to Vegas, but only twenty got to appear on the crappy new stage (twenty one if you count Brandon Dumlao, which I guess they're not doing).
We are down to fourteen, and ...
Reality
So You Think You Can Dance
Tonight, on the Project Runway Season 6 Finale, bangs lose.
Previously, Carol Hannah's eyelashes got the swine flu and threw up all day. Will they be able to compete?
Nothin' but death can keep me from it!!
We open with Carol Hannah dealing with her illness the same ...
Reality
Project Runway
Welcome back to Amazing Race everyone! The leg begins where we left off - Stockholm! Phil reminds us it's the birthplace of ABBA. OMG if they had an ABBA challenge that'd be AWESOME! Team BroMos would nail it.
After an extended commercial about them winning a Travelocity triop, Team ...
Reality
The Amazing Race
Revolutionary Road
This is what a no-carb diet and PMS looks like
This Hills episode, an extra dose of FUCKING APESHIT. Broahday, Kristin and Jayde all schedule lunchley meet and greets and get all up in each others' businesses. And, HBUD STILL wants a baby, and will stop at NOTHING to get what her ...
Reality
The Hills
This week on 90210 , Jazz-Hands creeps out Harry and Becky, Matthews looks greasier than ever and both Naomi and Borianna are discovered to be lying jerks. In other news, the writers throw caution to the wind and just kinda ignore anything that happened in the original show.
Peace out, ...
Drama
90210
On this falsely advertised as Betty-goes-bad-girl episode of Ugly Betty , we're begin our day at Casa de Nobody Works during breakfast. Betty comes into the dining room as Hilda woo-oohs that Betty got home late - at 10:30pm. I have to admit, I'm usually in bed before then, so it does sound ...
Comedy
Ugly Betty
Betty White
Episode two of Tabatha's Salon Takeover brings Tabatha Coffey to Miami, Florida to meet with Pablo, owner of Allure Salon. Pablo is barely able to drink and but is on the brink of bankruptcy as owner of the Coconut Grove salon. Pablo took a job at the front desk of Allure out of high school, ...
Reality
Tabatha's Salon Takeover
Saying "Fringe opens with a bang" would be in poor taste, right?
In Queens, two NYPD squad cars streak up the twisty ramp of a parking structure. Sirens blare, tires squeal, the works. Two guys, both wearing suits, both looking sort of tough, stand on the roof in front of a nondescript ...
Sci-Fi
Fringe
Peter Berg
Welcome, welcome. We're thundering home to the conclusion of our 120-day DietTribe weight loss journey. But we have a few pitfalls left to stumble through before we get there. Namely, softball camp, resort restaurant dinner ordering, photo burning, and surfing lessons. Exciting--and ...
Other
Mary McDonnell
Dear Gasmii, My sincerest apologies for posting this recap of The Biggest Loser so late. You see, I had the flu over the weekend. So I was already experiencing enough intestinal grief without adding this show to the mix. Forgive me?
If not, then Jillian will kill you.
We are in week ...
Reality
The Biggest Loser
Tonight on Styl'd , we don't get to see Tara go apeshit on Julie's personal belongings. Styl'd, I'm very very dis'pntd in you.
Oh man. I just want this entire show to be Tara being disgusting. But it's not. I guess I should press play now. So here we are at the third episode and ...
Comedy
This week was pretty damn pathetic.
Don't get me wrong, I was entertained and I got a couple of good belly laughs out of it, but the loser factor of these women's lives has rocketed into the stratosphere. Once again I am simply amazed that they are so unselfaware that they allow their vile ...
Reality
The Real Housewives of Orange County
This week on Desperate Housewives : Susan does a little comm-serve time for, you know, shooting her neighbor (not that Katherine didn't deserve it, because we all know she TOTALLY did); Angie finds out Bree's secret; Gabby is still. Trying. To get. Juanita. Back in school. Please, Cherry, ...
Drama
Desperate Housewives
REMEMBER THIS FACE, FOR IT WILL SPELL YOUR DOOM, LAURA.
It's Night 21 at Aiga, right after Erik has been voted out. Russell tells us that he didn't even think twice about playing the idol, even though he knows it exposes him and he's sure he's leaving next. On the other side of camp, ...
Reality
Survivor
Hi guys'n'gals'n'tranzys, and welcome back to our regularly scheduled season of clowns. I never thought I would miss these people so much until they were taken away from me and I had to look at five seasons worth of douchebitchery... not to mention watching Fabio in his apparent audition to ...
Reality
Top Chef
In the first three minutes of this week's show, Trouble is drinking before noon, Extra is on a manhunt trying to figure out who left cornflakes in the sink and then she reads the bible.
"I wonder how this book ends..."
Someone like Extra would start the episode off with religious ...
