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Auditions: NYC/San Juan
Last audition episode! One last bell to answer, one last freak to fie-fo-fum. I am so tired, man. I can't believe they put this crap on TV on the wrong day and we still watched it. That's so sick. On the other hand, getting through auditions means a free round for everybody, because after ...
Simon Cowell: I'm not gay, I don't rip off my artists but I DO find Piers Morgan very pompous
dailymail.co.uk — He's accused of shortchanging X Factor winners and has just fired Kelly Brook. Is Simon Cowell repentant?... Not a bit of it. (more) Simon Cowell: I'm not gay, I don't rip off my artists ...
Simon Cowell's high definition make-up
myparkmag.co.uk — Simon Cowell's high definition make-up Wednesday, 4 February 2009 Simon Cowell uses special make-up to appear flawless... on TV. The music mogul - who recently split from his long-term girlfriend Terri Seymour - reportedly insists his make-up artist uses ... (more) Simon Cowell's high definition make-up
Auditions: Pass The Mic
televisionwithoutpity.com — There's a twist this year before Hollywood where they are sent to a boot camp and are... attacked by something Ryan refers to as a "Glam Squad." One young man is seen screaming that his manhood is being slowly stripped away. Then it's over to that nice ... (more) Auditions: Pass The Mic
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American Idol - "It Hurts Where You Get Kicked Sometimes."
iVillage - TV Cocktail — ... somehow getting more for our nonexistent buck. Then he totally goes, "They're two different islands, but they're pretty much the same." On one or the other of these identical islands, Randy uptalks a bunch of nothing, probably about how this is Season 8. There's a montage of New Yorkers going, "Fuggedaboudit," so you know where you are, except for how they keep flipping back and forth the whole episode so even this is a lie, but whatever. Forget about it. Continue reading this entry on Television Without Pity.

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