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televisionwithoutpity.com - 3/27/2009
Top 10: Results
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Smokey Robinson has been watching the show all along, and agrees that this season is the awesomest, but not in that way where the current season is the best thing ever. I think he actually thinks that. He is a sweet man, I think. He seems really earnest. I wonder when his birthday is... Man, ...
reality-tv-online.com - 3/30/2009
Amazing Race: Mel and Mike are Eliminated
— reality-tv-online.com — The “Amazing Race” teams left India for Thailand. They had to find their first clue by having... someone tell them the picture they had of the gorilla statue was at the Phuket zoo. Pool Mel and Mike got off to a bad start when their cabbie told them the statue was at the [...] (more) Amazing Race: Mel and Mike are Eliminated

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toomuchfreetime.net - 3/30/2009
An Elephant Stepped on My Butt
— toomuchfreetime.net — Note to self: When in Thailand, stay hydrated. Poor Margie. Luke looked so scared. I wonder if... there is someone in production who can sign. What would happen if Margie were unable to translate for Luke? There must be someone, right? Anyway. On to the episode. Last night was one of those ... (more) An Elephant Stepped on My Butt

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televisionwithoutpity.com - 4/1/2009
Top 9: Performances
— televisionwithoutpity.com — Paula is dressed like a hot pink wedding cake, and Simon's wearing a sweater. Nothing else on... that front to report. Well, I can't believe Sarver will be on the tour and Alexis won't. Does that seem right to you? Ryan asks Kara to define "artistry" ... (more) Top 9: Performances

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American Idol - Two Inches Or A Yard
iVillage - TV Cocktail — ... so now Ryan has to do the obligatory "let's clear something up," which always irritates Simon, rightfully, and anyway: Whatever you thought happened on the Tonight Show was not what happened, because it was a joke. And it's a small but I think integral moment of personal revolution that I will now refuse to clear up the clearing up business by finding out what the eff they are talking about. Seacrest, you can consider me actively revolting. Just like Speidi. Continue reading this entry on Television Without Pity.

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